The Future of Snowboarding

Snowboarding is dying.  And you can blame snowboard parks.  That’s right. Snowboard parks… Kids, who represent the future of snowboarding flock to em.  Check the lifts lines at some of the more core chairs at your local hill–hardly any young shreds.  The dudes that you do see will probably have 2 year old gear and beards–old shreds.

When i started riding back in the mid-nineties, the snowboard park situation in Washington State was laughable.  The guys building them typically had no idea what they were doing and/or were drunk.  Park jumps were poorly designed, built, and even more poorly maintained.

Since the “snowboard parks” were garbage, most of the time my friends and i rode Alpental (which is actually a snowboard park). Alpental has almost endless possibilities with it’s natural, steep, ballz out terrain. It’s filled with all kinds of crazy snowboard park like features…except you land in pow and there are no rails. Your creativity, imagination and ability to interpret landscape into something rippable are your guide.

Despite lawsuits, anti-snowboarder sentiment and fear of change, most NW ski areas have been building snowboard parks for a while now.  Owners, managers, Ski Patrol, all the way down to hired park maintenance bros all are on board.  You’ll even find a park on opening day at many ski areas.

Boxes for Days

You could probably argue that the media machine is the problem.   But you don’t see either outside of a park in any natural backcountry-ish terrain.  There are probably some logistical reasons for that but regardless, the media and corporate sponsors are sucking the soul out of snowboarding via the snowboard park.  The lure of riding natural terrain, finding a “line”, and slashing the pow is succumbing to the lure of rails, boxes, booters, and halfpipes.  Dreams of free stickers, pro-model snowboards, Totinos Pizza endorsements, and new Audi’s are the motivator for these little park robots.  The younger kids are gonna get burnt out, broke off and hang it up by the time they’re in the mid twenties.

How rad would it be if snowboarding got so mainstream that the “cool” and “hype” imploded on itself.  Maybe then it’d get yanked from the Olympics, corporate sponsors would start pulling the plug, and all the rail kids and pipe jocks would hang it up to get jobs, pledge fraternities, or go to art school.  Then we’d be back to where it was before snowboard parks were everywhere…when people snowboarded for themselves, as a form of self expression, out of control punks who mess up the snow.

My advice to young shreds:  get out the park, go build some wu-tang booters with your friends, hose skiers, work on your methods, jump over ropes, and always tell the man to suck it.

Good luck.

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