Back when i was a kid growing up in Everett, my friends and i found this big sandy hill in the woods. After building forts, rope swings and chopping down 200 foot alder trees for no reason this was a pretty good find.  But what were we gonna do with it?  We couldn’t skateboard down it.  Ah, i know.  Let’s get those Black Snow snowboards that we got from Target for 20 dollars and “sandboard” down them!  This will be rad!

The radness lasted only a few days.  After strapping in atop the 5 foot cliff at the top and bomb dropping to a complete stop followed by multiple cartwheels, or attempting to turn once gaining speed only to fall straight to your grill and receive a mouthful of sand, or actually making it down the hill only to hit grass, rocks and sticks at 20 mph to a complete stop followed by multiple cartwheels—we called it.

Picture Central (aka Ski Acres) on the stickiest day last spring.  Like the kind where after an hour your base looks like you rode through an oil slick.  Well sand boarding is stickier than that.  Or at least it was on the Black Snow snowboard from Target.

Nowadays the woods that i grew up playing in have been replaced by apartments, roads, and light industrial buildings.  But if you’ve never experienced the joy of snowboarding in sand don’t sweat it. Oregon has it’s own sandboarding park!  Complete with rails and boxes for all you jibbers out there. Located just north of Florence on the Oregon coast the Sand Master Park has everything you need for sandboarding–sand board rental, rails, boxes and sand.  They even have contests!

Wow.

Google Earth View of the Sand Master Park

Sand Master Park

Thanks to my man Mike C. for forwarding this little gem.

16 Responses to “Lets go Sandboarding!”
  1. Melissa says:

    it’s all good an fun, until you get sand in your crotch

  2. ALEX says:

    I would like to try and do as many wack boarderey sports as possible in one day… instead of the boring snow/skate/surf trifecta (ellza played out–fools been doing that for years), I say we go for the mountainboard/snakeboard/sandboard trio… Who’s down?

  3. Swappy says:

    There you go wrecking sandboarding for the elite.. suck it web guy, you show up on my hill and I am going to kick your ass. You seen Dune or Tremors bitch?

  4. drexnefex says:
  5. SweenzAlert says:

    Oregon? really… this is something i would see in florida-where picking mushrooms is legal….cuz only THAT could make THIS magical.

  6. Paul Atreides aka - Kwisatz Haderach says:

    WTF? If this shit is not weird enough they take it up a notch by using that talking robot/Angelina Jolie in a windstorm look alike on the site.

    Looks like some serious R&D go into making those boards. I was thinking all you needed to do was hand a jig saw to a blind guy set him loose on a piece of plywood, but I guess not. Check out this ride -

    http://www.sandmasterpark.com/proshop/sandboards/monarch/

    Not only does that board have 15yr old wake board bindings to keep you strapped in tight, flames to accentuate the flowing outline, and old school swallow tail to give it some old school credibility, but it’s also built using the ‘Super Base” technology. Only $165? I’m sold!

    Drex your worms make the Dunes look like they have a boner.

  7. ALEX says:

    at first those bindings look like they’ll hurt, but they have “heal straps”…

    great grampa otis would rock that board, it reminds him of his radio flyer and hot rods and whatever else looks like that…antique coke machines?

    wi-five on the angelina jolie robot intro, i was thinking the same thing…

    Sandboarding is tite.

  8. tmckenney says:

    Kelly and I stoped by those dunes on a road trip back in the day. Unfortunately we were not cool enough to go sandboarding…….?

    We parked at the Fred Meyer, and then ran up the hill to the dunes. The place is a trip. We reenacted all of favorite scenes from Dune. Those were good times.

  9. Paul Atreides aka - Kwisatz Haderach says:

    What a great idea - “heal straps”. Sounds like Band-aids but for really big injuries.

  10. alex says:

    “FRED MEYER STORE”

  11. gman says:

    can you use your fred meyer advantage card at the sand board park thing? oregon loves sandboarding. those kids at pacific city go pretty fast down that steep sucker they got there.

  12. drexnefex says:

    The Fred Meyers in Ballard has a lot of hot girls and a good cheese selection for some reason.

  13. Paul Atreides aka - Usul, Muad'Dib, The Preacher, Kwisatz Haderach says:

    Did you know my name is a killing word? Try it out. Say “Muad’dib!” into your weirding module.

    Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, shred sand dunes, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.

  14. alex says:

    mr dibbs put that on Unearthed Vol. 3, a scratch battle record. …just saying…

  15. gman says:

    the bothell fredy meyer is home to the grumpiest meat man in all of washington. i guess the cheese selection is pretty good though now that i think about it.

    13 bucks of reward points coming my way… yeah! suck it mean meat man.

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  16. alex says:

    WHO THE F GOES TO SKI ACRES? IN THE SPRING? AND FEELS THE NEED TO ADD THE PUSSY DISCLAIMER “(SUMMIT CENTRAL)”?

    U A HORB

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