What up duder.

Did you know that Friday June 20th is International Surfing Day?!

What do you do if you’re a surfer and you live in a city 3 hours away from the Ocean you ask?  Answer: celebrate International Surfing Day with a bunch of other dudes wondering why they don’t live at the Ocean either of course.  More info at Surfrider Seattle.

11 Responses to “Get your Bro on!”
  1. Melissa says:

    ahhhh thanks for posting this peaches!

  2. A-Man says:

    First off, the irony of you posting this is crippling. I can’t even breathe right now, there is so much bullshit stench coming offa yer site blud… You have got to be kidding me. The main purveyor of destruction and desecration in all of the land, getting all Earth Day on some shit… Jokes.

    But yeah. I already brokeitdownhellakwik, this “clean up Alpental” shit. Ridiculous. Are you volunteering to clean up at Safeco Field later tonight, too?

    Please allow me to quote myself, my name is HOV:
    “LOL!

    I’m a litterbug-caller-outer in the city, it’s my number two most favoritest chump to ridicule (next to fixed-gear jesters)…and of course, in the real woods, I’m like comeon blud nobody’s getting away with that shit–fuckin I’m anti apple core and banana peel tossing even…

    BUT: Alpental is like a movie theater or the ballpark to me. Litter all you want. SRSLY. Do the mathZ and realize how silly it is for a motherfucker to drive up there, don his head-to-toe 3M plastic gear, strap on a plastic/old growth snowpickle, and ride a diesel-powered merry-go-round all day…and then complain about a beercan… or, just go there in the summer and check it out: stumps, crete chunks, general ugliness abounds…

    I’m serious.

    the ocean thing is like totally different, too, because it’s not the surfers who are dirtying up the water (except that stand-up paddle shit WTF izzat blud?)

    Serious.

    I think it should be kept clean, of course, but I think the operators should do it. Free passes, reserved parking, iono…

    but, the shit is mad ugly already, it’s just like picking the nuts offa turd or something…still shitty, right? If you really cared about the trees and the birdies and the squatches up there, you’d be lobbying to shut it down.”

    from http://www.snowboardseattle.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5607

    Give me a break. Give me a break one time.

  3. drexnefex says:

    You’re like a bully with words.

  4. A-Man says:

    EXCEPT THAT I CAN BACK IT UP WITH MY GOD DAMN FISTS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

  5. db says:

    thats some funny shit. i try and plant a tree every time i go to alpental its all about the carbon karma.

  6. A-Man says:

    MOTHERFUCKER THE ONLY THING YOU EVER PLANTED AT ALPENTAL WAS YOUR FACE AND YOUR TIBIA AND YOUR ASS IN THOSE STANK BAFFROOMS.

    NEXT!

  7. SweenzAlert says:

    i honestly thought this small blog about “international surfing day” was going to lead me to the newer version of two girls one cup- not that my eyeballs could take it. instead you guys crapped all over it with your words-again.
    I think someone just made this day up so we can all go to westport and piss off and all over the locals, waving flags for surf day, bra boy’n it up cuz you just saw the movie.
    well, Happy don’t get snaked Day.

  8. SweenzAlert says:

    …I think A-Man thought the same thing and thats why he’s so butthurt.

  9. Pete says:
  10. A-Man says:

    oh.

    “db” is not the Eel.

    sorry brah. thought you were a different db.

    Carry on.

    ncept for sdrex: keep fuckin right off you IDIOT

  11. Home Wrecker says:

    Wow. Did somebody shit in A-Man’s cereal? I sense a little bitterness here.

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