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fuck riding parks. No park pass needed here…

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…just 5k+ for a sled, $50 parking ticket (no snow park pass), $25 in gas, half rack of PBR, $20 for beef jerky/trail mix/fruit bars/redbull, frostbite, sore knees and back, 4 mile traverse with a 25lbs. backpack in the dark, and over an hour of shoveling.

Whooohooo!

The park pass idea is GREAT if they actually enforced it, otherwise what is the point? Jesus Summit, your ass got sued for 14 million before and you continue to risk it because you can’t put a fucking fence up. I skied the park about ten times without a pass and nobody asked me for one. I even went skiing looking like a gaper in jeans and Starter coat and snowplowed my way into the park past patrol without any questions of concern. Hmmm. As stated above: Whether or not you get that pass, if you’re an idiot, you’re an idiot. And unfortunately we all know a ton of them exist. A fence would just keep it on the up and up. Whistler is a fine example of the benefit of separation of their parks and it works out great for them.

Now on the upside, the Summit has done an AMAZING transformation the past 5 years as far as their terrain parks are concerned. When I first moved, I could go back to Wisconsin and ride better stuff. They now have quality kept-up features to play on and I commend that effort. No pipe yet, but that is a completely different story:)

Thanks release of liability pass! At least shitty pass doesn’t charge you to give away your rights. Not like I’d ever sue good old shitty pass for stacking on my head and going vegetable off the double kink, but still, it’s gay. Any way you paint that rainbow, it’s still gay. GAY GAY GAY. I said it. GAY! How come they make you get some dumbass pass, but don’t enforce a helmet rule? Cause their lawyers said this liability release will save their ass in court, thats why. It’s a silver cloud lined with bullshit because a park pass is just about as safe as my Backcountry Pass at Alpy. Neither increases my personal safety one bit. Only the lawyers at the gate. Altough my backcountry pass says nothing about “shredding” which makes is mass radder, that and I didn’t have to sleep off 30 minutes of my “shredding” time to get it.

As long as it continues to snow and I find better places and better ways to ride, I’m boycotting the park. At least till they build the pipe that is. Then I’m gonna kneel down and suck the cock, cause I’m a sucka for some cold pipe my friends and I’ll pretty much sell out in a minute for it.

the park pass is probably going to be just about as effective as the backcountry pass at alpental… the kooks will still invade no matter what. fuck the park, we need a pipe. anybody heard on when it will be done????

I saw that race B. He cried when he won the qualifier. If it was during the whiskey days, ….he would have had a rainier in his hand and a clown suit on. Now he’s crying, hugging everybody. Something is definitely wrong with that.

Meadows had a sick little step up to a step down before the first jump. I’m all for a boardercross/ park course. Rythym sections are where its at.

i don’t need to go to the park. i can just go home and whack myself with a hammer. in the end it’s all the samme to me… i sux.

Jeeeaaaa. Da park iz da illist. Herez why:

-My tall t is XXXL with bling on it. I can conceal two guns under it, which help me with my swing weight for my switch back 2-7 lip slides.
-I am a thug and only listen to MIMS, Mistah Fab, and Macho Man Randy Savage. Their lyrics are genius.
-The only run I have done this year is a park lap at Central. Who needs variation?
-I wear SZ small holden pants which help stabilize my massive testicles while jibbing your mom.
-Cliffs and avy conditions are dumb. Ask Jeremey Jones (not big mountain b/c he’s a wimp).
-I’m from Surburbia, but my gang rivals MS-13 in toughness.

Snocompton for life, yo.

Thug out.

Yo, I did that at Steven’s and they claim their injuries are down by half. The only lame thing is having to listen to JP Walker and Jeremy Jones talk. “Dude, if you don’t follow the rules you might do something unsick, get hurt…or die…totally bogus brah” I’ve never wanted to punch a TV more. Even if they’re not checking, I think it will keep some kooks out. The suburban snow thugs on the other hand are here as long as Issaquah exists.

i havent hit up stevens yet. and i got that advantage card from whistler so hit me up doooooog. i havent ridden with a ‘crew’ in a long ass time. and im too lazy to really motivate myself. you know how it goes.

wow.